Monday, September 13, 2010

I've Never Met a Child Who Injures Themselves So Often {sigh}

So my oldest is 4... She is a drama queen, she is a blabber mouth, she is an exaggerator, she is a pain in my buns & she is a sweetheart! I love her to death, but oh my gosh, can you really get hurt that often?  And do you really need to bawl like you just lost a limb?




She hurts herself sitting on the couch!

Boogie- "Owwwwwwww, I hurt my eyeeeeeeee!" 


Me- "How did you hurt your eye while sitting on the couch?" 


Boogie- "I poked myself in the eye with a Barbie" "Waaaah"


Me- "Oh well that makes sense, I do that all of the time" 

Boogie- "Huh"? 

Guess sarcasm is lost on a 4 year old!  
She hurts herself in the car.... 

Boogie- "Owwwwwaaaaahhhhhh, my finger hurts!"


Me- "How did you hurt your finger?


Boogie- "I got it caught in the middle seatbelt"


Me- "Um okay"


She gets hurt getting into bed...

Boogie- "Owwwwchhhhhh, I hurt my headdddddd!


Hubs- "What happened my darling princess poo?" "Are you okay" 


Boogie- "I hit my head on the headboard"!


Hubs- "Oh my gosh, are you going to be okay?" *cuddle* *panic* *promising her a new car tomorrow*

Oh wait, now I understand why she is such a whiny baby!!!!! It all makes sense now! 


XO~ The Mama Monster

2 comments:

  1. LOL, the dadfolk always fall for the drama. I can so relate, too -- I've always said that Sophia, my own sweet little drama queen, doesn't seem to think there is a difference between mild discomfort and excruciating pain (her reaction is the same) -- Often times, she takes things even a step or two further and will cry for ALMOST hurting herself (Sophie: "*hysterical crying* Oh my God -- Did you see that? DID YOU?" Me: "Did I see what? I saw you almost fall. I'm glad you didn't, but why are you crying?" Sophie: "Because I COULD have fallen -- It was REALLY scary! *more hysterics*).

    ~Corinn

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  2. That is so funny. You now know what Dad is up too!!!

    Big Sloppy Kisses
    Gus, Louie and Callie

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