A Polish Ninja?

This is a story that my brother told me a few years ago that I remembered while I was getting ready tonight. I'll explain how it relates to my getting ready later.

Just a forewarning, I am probably messing up the story horribly since I come from a long line of horrible story tellers. My mom takes foreeeeever to spit out a story!!! It's quite frustrating! I love you mom but holy cow, it's frustrating! My younger brother is exactly the same way, except I just tell him... I am not listening anymore! I have no idea what you are telling me, so stop talking NOW! Now my dad isn't a bad story teller as much as a repeat story teller... He deals with so many people with work and life that I think he forgets who he tells what story to. So that leaves me... I am not sure what kind of story teller I am because I think people are afraid to tell me! I am probably a combination of both! So anyway, here we go....

Now the story goes (as I remember. I totally could be making half of this up.) that my brother was taking a shower at his girlfriend house... I guess her bathroom doesn't have any windows so if the lights are out, it's pitch black. Well being the devilish prankster that she is... she decided to turn out the lights while he was showering. Now my brother knows her toooo well and knows that this is only the beginning to something that is going to end very badly... So he refuses to panic.... he knows that is what she wants... So he continues to take a shower in the dark and pretend that everything is cool. Deep inside he is about ready to pee himself because he is just waiting for something awful to happen. He said that he tried to see as best as he could but couldn't see anything... just as he has his face pressed up against the glass shower door trying to catch a glimpse of anything.... she jumps out and scares the living bejeeeeesus out of him! He said, and I quote, "Kellee, I screamed like a little girl!" (I remember that he said this exactly because I told him to please stop calling me by my name, but that's another story). So once he stopped screaming, and she stopped laughing, she just left.... left him in the dark. Scared, cold, terrified, and in the fetal position in the corner of the shower. Just kidding, I added that part. But she really did just leave him in the dark. So he gathers up the courage and gets out and turns the light on, gets dressed and goes out to the bedroom... There she is... She had dressed herself all in black like a ninja and I guess had crawled on the floor like a stealth little Polish worm, up to the shower where she jumped up and screamed at him grabbed his ankles and screamed.....

By the time my brother had finished telling this story, I was laughing so hard that I had mascara and tears all down my face!!!! Now these aren't 15 year old kids... My brother and his girlfriend are 25... She is a RN and he is a Paramedic... Which makes it even funnier to me!!!!

Oh I love them!!!

This is them

What made me think of this story was that I was getting ready for a Christmas party and waiting for the hubs to get home and I kept thinking he was going to sneak in the house and scare me while I was flat ironing my hair and that I was going to give myself third degree burns.

Interesting fact- My brother and I are half Japanese. Our distant relatives came from a clan of ninjas... Apparently my brother and I didn't get much ninja-ness as we scare extremely easily.

Just thought I'd share that with all of you while I am waiting for the hubs to get home.